sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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