One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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