I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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