Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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