Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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