My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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