my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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