Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
