matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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