PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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