The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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