i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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