real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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