In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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