I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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