omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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