i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
dude. I can hear the air.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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