How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My feet surprised me
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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