Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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