So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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