so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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