so explain again why im purple
no
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
