so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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