Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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