How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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