So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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