I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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