I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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