I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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