Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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