You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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