You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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