I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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