Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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