If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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