Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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