Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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