Cold hands, warm shart.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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