Soap is not a condiment
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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