yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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