I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
did you just send me my own nude
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
