If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You're a waste of cheezeits
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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