No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
my liver is dry heaving
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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