so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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