Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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