She went from zero to smokin in five shots
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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