The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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