The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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