Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
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So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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