things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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