Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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